Spring Break 08... Oct. version

I just got back from Spring Break 08 in October. What is that you say? It's when your friend comes in town and you go out 4 nights in a row... and mix a 14 hour day of drinking in there as well.

Now I'd love to tell you that some of the girls out here are as delictable as our friend Jaime Lynn, but Meadow Soprano crushes them all. Not to mention that art is imitating life and Turtle really is dating her, as noted by their hanging out at the Breeders Cup.

Speaking of the Breeders Cup, I just have one word to sum it up... AWESOME. Being my first horse race I didn't really know what to expect, but I did expect a good turnout of Great LA Boobs...and they were out in full force my friends. 80,000 people, sun is shining, ear to ear grins, and a full day of pure enjoyment just around the corner.

So we walked into Santa Anita just prior to the third race when I saw horse # 7 Alburtus Maximus strut out. He had a look about him so I figured he is a good first ever horse bet... and what do you know, he won. Obviously I got cocky and got clobbered the rest of the day until the big race of the day, when it was Curlin vs. Europe's finest.

Now I must tell you, we have been giving my idiot savant gambling buddy fields.com 5 bucks a race for him to place obscure combinations, much to no avail. So prior to the big two races, he asks for $10 a race and none of us hesitate of course. So while everyone, including myself, was dissapointed when Curlin lost, Fields.com had the slightest smirk on his face and uttered the words, "this could pay a lot." To make a long story short, he bet on the three horses to finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. This is why I loved putting all my trust in the kid for all my bets. In the next 15 minutes we figured out that the amount all of us won was more than enough to enjoy quite a few lap dances....

And on to the lap dances. When did full on touching become allowed/encouraged at Gentleman's clubs? Not that I'm complaining (The Lovely Chrisssssssssssssssssssssssssstana anyone?). And when did they start bringing out the A team @ 7:00? Yea, they had a couple of B teamers, even C teamers, but they had some quality first rounders early... kudos to pico riviera.

You know that your weekend is out of control when you hang out with a daytime Soap actress whose trivia portion of her IMPD page states one thing and one thing only: "Once dated Weird Al". So from Weird Al to Weird Me. A pretty smooth transition me thinks.

And I wonder why I got sick and missed the last two days of work...



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UFC 90,Retiring @ 37, Breeders Cup, boycotting Facebook & batting .137 on Match.com

Sorry. I have been slacking on the blog, and I apologize. Because there is an Awesome UFC fight card this weekend in my old town of Chicago, I decided to provide you with my girlfriend (on the computer) Edith Larente. In case you are looking for more, here is a kind of NSFW pic. She's definitely in Boner Jams '03.

I love the Spider (Anderson Silva) and Koscheck, so I hope they both win, but Tiago Alves' nickname is the pitbull, and if he doesn't look like a Pitbull, then I don't look like an Anteater.

After being a desk jockey and not taking risk, I've become soft. I used to want to be like this guy and tell everyone that they are dumb and soft... but now I am dumb and soft. After reading this I'm getting back to my roots and Slangin em and always, ALWAYS rolling the dice. I only live once.

Speaking of slangin em and rolling the dice, I'll be heading out to the Breeders Cup World Championships this Sat with my boy Fields.com who is an idiot savant at horse race gambling, so we expect to be coming home with close to 100 times what we went out there with. Curlin has been LOVING the new surface during his warm ups and might win by 20 lengths. 7-5 odds suck, but it's still easy money.

Facebook's headline should be: "Facebook: When you want to stalk a girl you hooked up with 8 years ago b/c you are down in the dumps and you want to remember that you were cool at one time." Or "Facebook: I am extremely narcissistic and want to show everyone how much fun I am having and how my pictures are better than yours." This is why I avoid Facebook like the plague. I really don't want anyone knowing what I'm doing. Nothing good comes out of that.

On a final note, is my match.com profile really that bad? Cripes! When you get cold in real life, I guess it seeps over into online dating as well. I can't so much as get a little nibble unless the girl lives 500 miles away... with her parents... and her vision is far worse than 20/20.

Thanks for reading and I'll sign off with my political endorsement...
"Mayor, Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that!"

This weekend = Super Terrific Happy Hour

It's friday and I'm happy as a hippo. This fine lady here is not a hippo. In fact she is very easy on the eyes. Enjoy oogling Eva LaRue, who hails from Long Beach. She's in the late 30's or early 40's, which equals a hanging curveball for me.

Monster day for Cali Sports on Saturday. Manhattan Beach 10K on Sat morning. Should be some fine ladies who will be admiring my Umbros and tube socks as I go prancing by.

Cal hosts ASU and is 9.5 point favorites. ASU is 2-2? Weren't they supposed to be good? Cal wins big.

Then I will be attending the Dodgers/Cubs game. I can't stand the Cubs any more. Once they fired the announcers and blamed the losing season on them, I bailed on the Cubs. Might have the most annoying fans in all of sports. Naptown's finest pitcher Cory Wade has been lights out for the Dodgers and I hope he continues doing well. Dodgers hopefully finish the sweep on Sat.

Colts are in serious trouble if they don't beat Houston this weekend...that's why one has to bet big on the Horse.

I'll be going up to the Dodgers game around 3:00 pm to tailgate and weird chicks out. I'll be the guy holding up the Cory Wade sign at the game.

Also, welcome to the world Louis and Domenic! You guys kick butt!!