Spring Break 08... Oct. version

I just got back from Spring Break 08 in October. What is that you say? It's when your friend comes in town and you go out 4 nights in a row... and mix a 14 hour day of drinking in there as well.

Now I'd love to tell you that some of the girls out here are as delictable as our friend Jaime Lynn, but Meadow Soprano crushes them all. Not to mention that art is imitating life and Turtle really is dating her, as noted by their hanging out at the Breeders Cup.

Speaking of the Breeders Cup, I just have one word to sum it up... AWESOME. Being my first horse race I didn't really know what to expect, but I did expect a good turnout of Great LA Boobs...and they were out in full force my friends. 80,000 people, sun is shining, ear to ear grins, and a full day of pure enjoyment just around the corner.

So we walked into Santa Anita just prior to the third race when I saw horse # 7 Alburtus Maximus strut out. He had a look about him so I figured he is a good first ever horse bet... and what do you know, he won. Obviously I got cocky and got clobbered the rest of the day until the big race of the day, when it was Curlin vs. Europe's finest.

Now I must tell you, we have been giving my idiot savant gambling buddy fields.com 5 bucks a race for him to place obscure combinations, much to no avail. So prior to the big two races, he asks for $10 a race and none of us hesitate of course. So while everyone, including myself, was dissapointed when Curlin lost, Fields.com had the slightest smirk on his face and uttered the words, "this could pay a lot." To make a long story short, he bet on the three horses to finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. This is why I loved putting all my trust in the kid for all my bets. In the next 15 minutes we figured out that the amount all of us won was more than enough to enjoy quite a few lap dances....

And on to the lap dances. When did full on touching become allowed/encouraged at Gentleman's clubs? Not that I'm complaining (The Lovely Chrisssssssssssssssssssssssssstana anyone?). And when did they start bringing out the A team @ 7:00? Yea, they had a couple of B teamers, even C teamers, but they had some quality first rounders early... kudos to pico riviera.

You know that your weekend is out of control when you hang out with a daytime Soap actress whose trivia portion of her IMPD page states one thing and one thing only: "Once dated Weird Al". So from Weird Al to Weird Me. A pretty smooth transition me thinks.

And I wonder why I got sick and missed the last two days of work...



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