Wednesday, October 22, 2008

UFC 90,Retiring @ 37, Breeders Cup, boycotting Facebook & batting .137 on Match.com


Sorry. I have been slacking on the blog, and I apologize. Because there is an Awesome UFC fight card this weekend in my old town of Chicago, I decided to provide you with my girlfriend (on the computer) Edith Larente. In case you are looking for more, here is a kind of NSFW pic. She's definitely in Boner Jams '03.

I love the Spider (Anderson Silva) and Koscheck, so I hope they both win, but Tiago Alves' nickname is the pitbull, and if he doesn't look like a Pitbull, then I don't look like an Anteater.

After being a desk jockey and not taking risk, I've become soft. I used to want to be like this guy and tell everyone that they are dumb and soft... but now I am dumb and soft. After reading this I'm getting back to my roots and Slangin em and always, ALWAYS rolling the dice. I only live once.

Speaking of slangin em and rolling the dice, I'll be heading out to the Breeders Cup World Championships this Sat with my boy Fields.com who is an idiot savant at horse race gambling, so we expect to be coming home with close to 100 times what we went out there with. Curlin has been LOVING the new surface during his warm ups and might win by 20 lengths. 7-5 odds suck, but it's still easy money.

Facebook's headline should be: "Facebook: When you want to stalk a girl you hooked up with 8 years ago b/c you are down in the dumps and you want to remember that you were cool at one time." Or "Facebook: I am extremely narcissistic and want to show everyone how much fun I am having and how my pictures are better than yours." This is why I avoid Facebook like the plague. I really don't want anyone knowing what I'm doing. Nothing good comes out of that.

On a final note, is my match.com profile really that bad? Cripes! When you get cold in real life, I guess it seeps over into online dating as well. I can't so much as get a little nibble unless the girl lives 500 miles away... with her parents... and her vision is far worse than 20/20.

Thanks for reading and I'll sign off with my political endorsement...
"Mayor, Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that!"

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