Yes, that's correct boys and girls, it's festivus season... time to let your guard down and enjoy each others company. I, for one, have had an unbelievable year.
Trips to:
Austin: to meet my dream girl, only to eat 15 shit sandwiches right before spending the night with her and giving her a tuba sounding Dutch oven. At least I told her I loved her when she dropped me off at the hotel. She will not respond to my calls
Montana: to again meet a girl where I proceded to go to her room and pass out face first on the floor the second she opened the door. I was literally 5 steps from the sleeping vestibule. She will not respond to my calls.
New York: Great girl, another black out session that entaled rolling around on the grass with a new suit on (grass stains all over it) while a group of fellow wedding attendees sipped champagne cocktails and watched curiously... She RETURNS my calls.
So what have I learned this year? Rolling on grass w/ random redhead...good. Hot boo boo breath,Tuba farts and passing out 5 steps too soon...bad.
This year had so much more though.... From "Maam Maam Maam, make it clap" to going to the Breeders cup and winning a cool G stack. It has been a great year and I'm looking forward to spending time with all of you.
Remeber you only live once. Always, ALWAYS tell your family and friends you love them. Live in the now with the corner of your eye on the future.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.
