Check ya later, check ya later...

Still testing that line to see if girls really don't want to hear that shit. It doesn't really matter, b/c when you walk into a bar like this, girls melt. My girl Parker Posey was in Dazed and Confused, and she just might be in my top 5. Why didn't the girls I went to high school look like her and her friends?

I watched El Capitan De America get worked by the Vanilla Gorilla last Sat night, and I hate to say I told you so, but Couture is past is prime and needs to hang it up. I did however see one of the nastiest knockouts in a long time in one of the undercard bouts.

Good luck to Barry Obama, he is going to need it. The end of capitalism as we know it? I hope not, but it sure is looking that way.

I'm not letting it get me down though... probably b/c I have these girls picking me up from the airport when I arrive in Buenos Aires in March.

They are not worried about the economy, and neither should you.

Vamos Vamos Argentina!!!

Marty McFly

Barry O, Cal ranked=blowout loss, Vanes lost

Hello all and welcome to the new year denomination, year 1 AB... After Barry Obama has been elected. Everything is going to change. People looked to the cookie, and the cookie has spoken. I'm happy for the guy and I hope he does well. Biggest 2 day drop on the dow since '87 isn't what I would want to walk into though. Yikes.

In honor of my first USC game I have provided you with a picture of the famous USC Song Girls. If that one is not sufficient for you fellow lovehandlers, this wonderful pic should help ease the November blues.

Cal has been ranked twice this year, and each time have gotten destroyed. I'm hoping that the third time is better for them, although I wouldn't want to bet on it.

Little bummed today because my buddy Kyle Vanes, I mean Uriah Faber, got rocked last night and lost his featherweight title. He tried the flying elbow which completely backfired in his face. Just go to about 4:21 in the fight and youll see. Maybe he was watching Anderson Silva knock some dude the F*** out with a crazy elbow and tried to replicate it. He's a true champion and in the interview he was gracious in defeat...

Speaking of interviews, my next interview I'm going in like my boy James Brown. Being crazy is one thing, being crazy and really not giving a shit is another. All future employers have been put on notice, I am going into interviews guns a blazin.

I'm looking forward to this weekend and meeting my future ex. I mean if the dude at the sushi bar can tell his date, "We've all dated models, we've all moved on," and STILL go home with her, there is hope.

Brett