Hello boys and girls... been a while. It's my favorite time of year... the month of May in Indy. Ashley Judd, who just happens to be the wife of one of the hot favorites Dario Franchetti, is usually naked, so please excuse the clothed pic I found. Let's just cut to the chase here and I'll give you my predictions:Hot Favorites: Helio. He's Brazilian and everyone knows who he is, so why doesn't he follow the lead of other Brazilians and just go by one name?
Tony Kanaan. My favorite driver, but the Andretti Green guys couldn't seem to find the speed during practice. Can they get the car set for race day? I like TK b/c he is cool and Brazilian... as is she.
Scott Dixon. Another one of the boring Aussie guys along with Ryan Briscoe. At least his wife is hot.
Not so hot favorites: Danica, Marco Andretti, Graham Rahal. Out of these three I think that young Graham has the best shot to win. His car is fast, he seems like a cool dude, and he'd bring name recognition to the sport. He needs to start banging cocktail waitresses two at a time to get more street cred though.
Rumor has it that Danica and Marco are bangin... this would make sense b/c they race for the same team and... well nothing else. I'd love to have one night with her.... make that 37 seconds I love her. This is why.
Actually it is a very competitive field and there are way too many people who could win. If you don't watch the race this year (1:00 est) then you sir are worse than Hitler (stolen from Redeye w/ Greg Gutfeld).
